Stephen Colbert
In this age of uncertainty and nationwide doubt it is refreshing to hear a straight talking, patriotic champion of the people. Stephen Colbert can distill issues down to their essence of good vs evil in a heartbeat and has proven his mettle in many a raucous Colbert Report interviews. Colbert has no time for shades of grey, flip flopping or back peddling and his uncompromising views, much like our great leader's, are unswayed by liberal logicians or scientific hoopla. Mr. Colbert brings democracy back to the proud working America with no time for lies, facts or bull.
Colbert Trivia:
Stephen Colbert is smarter then MacGyver.
Stephen Colbert has giant feet...and giant...shoes.
Stephen Colbert met Bill O'Reilly for breakfast and served him his ass in an omelet.
Stephen Colbert's hair is insured for a million dollars and his hands are classified lethal weapons.
Stephen Colbert is notorious for pranking Airforce One while piloting his Airwolf chopper.
If you are in favor of good and against evil vote Colbert in 08!
Clinton Obama and Edwards on Colbert Report
Stephen Colbert Blog Watch| Capture the Flag - Traveling in California and New York over the last couple of weeks, I noticed something in the summer landscape of these two deeply blue states that is more reminiscent of rural America this time of year ? a surfeit of American flags. Among the offerings of street vendors in Harlem and outdoor stalls near the Metropolitan Museum of Art, the flag is often fused with the image of President Obama, a burst of color against a bleak wall, sometimes with a Superman motif. In California, I saw Old GloI Survive Stephen Colbert - I just taped a show for the Colbert Report ? and survived (I think!). It?ll air tonight at 11:30, so let me know what you think. The topic was my last column about endocrine disruptors and their impact on water animals and humans. That led to a number of jokes about genitals. Colbert does have an amazing ability to be amazingly funny about very serious topics.You'll Take This Hotdog From My Cold Dead Hand! - A war on the Fourth of July? How dare those environmentalists come into our country (from where? Envirostan? Earthmenia? Greenland?) and start acting like they don't think that we own the place! I'll tell you what we need to do. We need to declare independence from those environmental fascists! And then we'll declare a holiday celebrating our victory? What can we call it? Hmmmm? Lemme think on that.The Future of Humanity is White and Male (Again) - The History Channel?s ?Life After People? is one of my favorite TV series, so I was amused to see this mention of an ?Immortality Drive? that?s apparently in space at this very moment. The Immortality Drive is a kind of high-tech time capsule; put together by video game auteur Richard Garriot, it contains messages to our descendants/alien resurrectors, a list of humanity?s greatest achievements, and the digitized genetic data of ?a select few? members of our species. All this is currently LOL: Jeff Goldblum Denies, Then Confirms His Death - If you were intently watching news, Twitter and Facebook feeds last week as Michael Jackson was passing, you probably also saw an equally tragic piece of ?news? pass by: reports said that Jeff Goldblum had fallen to his death while filming a movie in New Zealand. Never mind that cursory searches suggested that he was at work in New York; the reports said New Zealand police confirmed the story as true! How could we doubt such reportage? Cue up a double feature of The Fly and Buckaroo Banza |
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