Stephen Colbert
In this age of uncertainty and nationwide doubt it is refreshing to hear a straight talking, patriotic champion of the people. Stephen Colbert can distill issues down to their essence of good vs evil in a heartbeat and has proven his mettle in many a raucous Colbert Report interviews. Colbert has no time for shades of grey, flip flopping or back peddling and his uncompromising views, much like our great leader's, are unswayed by liberal logicians or scientific hoopla. Mr. Colbert brings democracy back to the proud working America with no time for lies, facts or bull.
Colbert Trivia:
Stephen Colbert is smarter then MacGyver.
Stephen Colbert has giant feet...and giant...shoes.
Stephen Colbert met Bill O'Reilly for breakfast and served him his ass in an omelet.
Stephen Colbert's hair is insured for a million dollars and his hands are classified lethal weapons.
Stephen Colbert is notorious for pranking Airforce One while piloting his Airwolf chopper.
If you are in favor of good and against evil vote Colbert in 08!
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