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democrat t-shirts Democrats are the forward looking party representing todays thinking American. Unswayed by fanatical propaganda, Dems believe in education, peace, bong hits and earth tones.

Democrats prefer the puppet on the left hand and the color blue. Their puppet plays the character of a culture bridging upper middle class 1970s sitcom dad. While Kennedy was known as the Welcome Back Kotter President, the last Democrat in the White House, Bill Clinton, brought a rollicking Three's Company mood to the office. With many a high-jinx and shenanigan during his presidency, Clinton's sense of play was sadly missed during the Bush years (aside from when Cheney shot the guys face).

Democrats are notoriously sexy and include such luminaries as Jennifer Aniston, Brad Pitt, Whoopi Goldberg and Jimmy Smits who put the boner in pro bono. Iron chef Muhammad Ali, actor Jesse "Action" Jackson, rapper Gregory "G-Wood" Peck and Ms. Hawaiian Tropicola Melissa Etheridge are notable scientologist Dems to watch out for. While this represents a wide range of celebrity, the Democrat party is not for everyone. Only people with less the a billion dollars, logical thought patterns, compassion for other humans and moderate intelligence are best suited to be Democrats.
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