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Democrats are Easy
Democrats are the forward looking party representing todays thinking American. Unswayed by fanatical propaganda, Dems believe in education, peace, bong hits and earth tones.
Democrats prefer the puppet on the left hand and the color blue. Their puppet plays the character of a culture bridging upper middle class 1970s sitcom dad. While Kennedy was known as the Welcome Back Kotter President, the last Democrat in the White House, Bill Clinton, brought a rollicking Three's Company mood to the office. With many a high-jinx and shenanigan during his presidency, Clinton's sense of play was sadly missed during the Bush years (aside from when Cheney shot the guys face).
Democrats are notoriously sexy and include such luminaries as Jennifer Aniston, Brad Pitt, Whoopi Goldberg and Jimmy Smits who put the boner in pro bono. Iron chef Muhammad Ali, actor Jesse "Action" Jackson, rapper Gregory "G-Wood" Peck and Ms. Hawaiian Tropicola Melissa Etheridge are notable scientologist Dems to watch out for. While this represents a wide range of celebrity, the Democrat party is not for everyone. Only people with less the a billion dollars, logical thought patterns, compassion for other humans and moderate intelligence are best suited to be Democrats.
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- Democrat-leaning education group backs McKenna for gov
An education advocacy group that typically supports Democrats endorsed Republican Rob McKenna for governor on Friday, saying he has concrete proposals that would improve outcomes for students.
- Can a Democrat support charter schools?
What is a Democrat? No, really. Can one be a Democrat and favor charter schools?
- Once an Obama coup, Indiana less a battleground
Barack Obama was the first Democrat in 44 years to win Indiana in the 2008 presidential race, but the state is hardly a lock for him again.
- Democrat Kay Fleming exploring run for attorney general
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- Top Democrat We Need National Marriage Equality
Top-ranking Democrat James Clyburn — and 54% of African-Americans — agree with Obama on marriage equality. read more
- 40 Democrat MPs to question budget bill
The Democrat Party has allocated 40 MPs to question the government's projected spending for the 2013 fiscal year, chief opposition whip Jurin Laksanavisit said Tuesday.
- Democrat quits race for party-switcher House seat
Grand Rapids— A man has withdrawn his candidacy for the Democratic nomination in a western Michigan state House district represented by a lawmaker who switched his party affiliation from Democratic to Republican.
- Democrat 'Appalled' By Wisconsin Recall
Wisconsin Democrats hope to unseat Republican Governor Scott Walker in a recall election. In the Los Angeles Times , Jonathan Zimmerman, a lifelong Democrat, says he is "appalled." The recall, he writes, "epitomizes the petty, loser-take-all vindictiveness of contemporary American politics."
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