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Clinton Blog Watch| ?A third term for Karl Rove? - In October 2006, shortly before the midterm elections, John Kerry flubbed a joke by one word. He was insulting the president, but by inadvertently omitting the word ?us,? Kerry was accused of insulting U.S. troops. A mind-numbing, inexplicable media firestorm erupted. It?s never been entirely clear to me why, though it probably had something to do with Karl Rove and Republican attack dogs having decided a) Kerry?s verbal gaffe was the single most important issue on the political landscape; b) Er, Right Again, Paul - Er, Right Again, Paul Published by Gaius under Left Wing, Media Paul Krugman starts his latest column this way: Al Gore never claimed that he invented the Internet. Howard Dean didn?t scream. Hillary Clinton didn?t say she was staying in the race because Barack Obama might be assassinated. And Wesley Clark didn?t impugn John McCain?s military service. Let's just look at the first two, shall we? Actually, Gore never did use the word "invent" about the internet. That's quite true.Yeah, Well, You Know OBAMA FLIP FLOPPED ON IRAQ - Krugman: Al Gore never claimed that he invented the Internet. Howard Dean didn?t scream. Hillary Clinton didn?t say she was staying in the race because Barack Obama might be assassinated. And Wesley Clark didn?t impugn John McCain?s military service. Scott McClellan, the former White House press secretary, titled his tell-all memoir ?What Happened.? But a true account of modern American politics should be titled ?What Didn?t Happen.? Again and again we?ve had media firestorms over supposedly Musings Over Morning Coffee - According to Rasmussen, In 2004, the Democrats began the year with a 2.3 percentage point edge over the GOP. That grew to 4.0 points by March before moving in the Republican direction for the rest of the year. By Election Day in 2004, the edge for Democrats was a mere 1.6 percentage points. In 2006, the Democrats began the year with just a 1.6 percentage point advantage. That grew to 6.1 percentage points by November. And now? During the month of June, 41.0% of Americans considered thIt's like every other op-ed is written by the real Paul Krugman - It's like every other op-ed is written by the real Paul Krugman Posted July 4th, 2008 by Prometheus 6 in Politics [M]y sense, though it?s hard to prove, is that the press is feeling a bit ashamed about the way it piled on General Clark. If so, news organizations may think twice before buying into the next fake scandal. If so, the campaign has just taken a major turn in Mr. Obama?s favor. After all, if this campaign isn?t dominated by faux outrage over fake scandals, it will have to be a |
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