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  • Hullabaloo (2009-07-01 16:45) - On Palin by digby I haven't the time right now to weigh in in detail on the Todd Purdham article about Sarah Palin in Vanity Fair , although it is a fascinating, if frustrating, piece. But I will say that I think Ed Kilgore gets to the real question that wasn't asked and he answers it correctly: Purdham never gets around to examining in any detail why the Conservative Base loves her so. That's a strange omission, particularly since the whole piece begins with Palin's speech earlier th
  • DrumBeat: June 30, 2009 - Kurt Cobb: Is the United States drifting toward "war socialism"? Jay Hansen is a well-known voice on issues of peak oil and sustainability. A systems analyst by trade, he established one of the first web sites (dieoff.org) to discuss these issues in depth in the mid-1990s. His latest web venture is a site called War Socialism on which he describes a form of governance which might become the only viable one in the coming age of scarcity unless we can muster unprecedented global cooperation to
  • Obamateurism of the Day - This one?s a tag-team effort between Barack Obama and Hillary Clinton, showing a lack of coordination between the President and his Secretary of State.  As events in Honduras unfolded, Obama publicly called the removal of President Manuel Zelaya a coup.  Hillary sent an entirely different message in order to keep American options open:U.S. President Barack Obama said on Monday the coup that ousted Honduran President Manuel Zelaya was illegal and would set a ?terrible precedent? of transition by
  • Mark Sanford Irony of the Day: Michigan's Admitted Adulterer Gubernatorial Candidate's Ads - By Debbie Schlussel When news of South Carolina Gov. Mark Sanford's affair broke, last week, and he held his bizarre press conference about it, I couldn't help but laugh at the Mike Cox for Governor ad that popped up on my computer screen as I read the Associate Press story online. Michigan Attorney General Mike Cox , about whom I've written quite a bit on this site, is Michigan's version of Sanford . . . only far worse. A serial philanderer, he's a sleazy, Napoleonic Republican tr
  • Video: Rudy running for NY governor? - We?ve been speculating on whether Rudy Giuliani would consider a run at the top job in New York ever since Eliot Spitzer showed how honorable he was to exploit hookers rather than to cheat on his wife in the normal fashion. On CNN this morning, Rudy conceded that he was giving the idea some serious thought:David Paterson has approval ratings somewhere south of George W Bush levels, despite the prevalence of Democrats in New York. Giuliani?s personal troubles have already been baked into the ca
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  • Hot Clinton News

  • Hillary Clinton to accept Barack Obama's offer of secretary of state job | World news | guardian.co.uk
  • One More Question... | 44 | washingtonpost.com
  • Op-Ed Columnist - Madam Secretary? - NYTimes.com
  • Why are so many oligarchs, royal families, and special-interest groups giving money to the Clinton Foundation? - By Christopher Hitchens - Slate Magazine
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