Republicans - Gods Party
Republicans are good people who are sick of taking shit from weak ass liberal traitors intent on destroying our country. Republicans like the red puppet on the right hand and prefer he play the character of a loveable but strict mid-twentieth century television family patriarch. Sure it's old fashioned but like Burberry or hooker boots it still works. Reps have family values, man woman marriages and Jesus on their side. Although Republicans are fat there are still lots of sexy Republican soldiers, firemen and lawyers with killer bods and sweet rides.
Famous Republicans include Chuck Norris, Clint Eastwood, Ronald Reagan and John Wayne - any questions? Yes these men were all sexual deviants but they were men first and only a homo liberal would even bring that up. Luscious Republi-babes include Britney Spears, Jessica Simpson and Marilyn Manson.
Forget about lineups and boring polling stations, conventions are where the real voter on voter action is. Republican's manly men and naive women naturally lead to some hot sexyness and young Republican events are notorious slut fests. Our studies of college students gone wild show a rising positive correlation between politics and passion with political tees a sure way to score.
If you vote against Jesus then the terrorists win, choose big elephant in 2008!
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